entermation

More Food posting. I live for food.

I didn't used to eat pork because I thought pigs were filthy and ate garbage. Not true. I've been told over and over again that pigs are the cleanest animals on the farm. They cover themselves in mud to protect themselves from the sun and insects, and they only eat garbage because that's what's fed to them. Trichonosis? Not much of a problem anymore. Same deal-it's only because of their filthy environment (and now they're medicated against it) Well, OK.

Watch out White Meat! Here I come!


A Whole new world is opened up here. Now I'll be eating all that succulent, soft white fish as well. Crab and Lobster and other bottom-dwelling scavengers. They're actually quite clean (and tastey). It's not their fault that they eat rotting flesh and live in an oceanic cesspool. Yummmm-y! And, get this: Cockroaches are only as filthy as the environment they live in. So, the roaches I find in the neighborhood are getting a quick rinse and I've got a great easy [crunchy] snack!

Life is good. Happiness abounds:)

Isn't it interesting that Arnold Ziffel looks like the generic pig I found through Pork! Magazine? Oh, gotta go, saliva is dripping on my keyboard.

You too?