entermation

It's been a long time. I evaluated my life, I figured it out. A Big change. I came to the realization that everything in my life is based on TV shows. TV is the main reality in my life. Not a problem on its own. The problem is that I'm basing my life on shows like "Lost" and "Survivor". What the heck? See what I mean? Yeah, I guess I'm a moron.

Well, that's changing now. I'm now seeking out whatever the designer 'feel-good' prescription drug is. Suggestions?

And the other change is no more trashy TV. It's strictly Wheel of Fortune from now on.

I'll be on top of the world any day now. Whew. What a relief.

[prez Bush is looking better every day]