entermation

As everyone knows, the "Fart" is the funniest thing on earth. I don't know why comedians don't do it as part of their act. Breaking wind is always good for a laugh. I have to get one of those remote control fart machines. Have you seen them? You push a button and the thing makes a fart noise on command. It's like one better than a whoopie cushion. Golly, who can blast a fart and not laugh? It's like nature's never ending joke.

Yeah, Potty humor is the best. It never gets old. Isn't it great that the finger trigger is built in to humanity? Ha ha ha ha ha.

I had to draw this. I know it's been done before, but it's still funny with every incarnation.

It's 2008, and my New Year's resolution is to spend as much time as possible on getting more self-centered.

I thought that was done with meditation or yogurt (or yoga-I never can remember the difference), but it was pointed out that 8x10's would work better. So, so be it. There's a new element, and it's ME!

Now what are you going to do for me? I need to be pleased regularly. Much happiness to me:>

I can't tell if this video is for or against beauty. It's from the Unilever [multi-national, mostly chemical hawking] corporation, which makes Dove soap, and Slim Fast diet drink, among other things. If people weren't so naturally ugly in the first place, we wouldn't need fashion clothing, and the plethora of health and beauty products that we really do need to beautify ourselves. So, I'm confused, but happy:}

I like ABBA. Openly, and I always have. This is them and Olivia Newton John, and Andy Gibb sort of covering the Beach Boys. Odd. Yup, I like ONJ and a bunch of other 'chick groups'. And why not? They could actually sing. Well too.

I respect Agnetha. She sort of dropped out of the limelight on her own, and did her own thing in a nice way. No real reason to go on with this. There are a lot of other ABBA discussions out there. I just wanted to bring on a little extra joy today.

abounds:}

Problems arose. Couldn't login. Couldn't remember anything. Amnesia or coma is done, and I remember now.

I didn't want to wait in line for an iPhone when they came out, so I bought one on eBay for $1200 the day after they were releaased. Imagine my chagrin when I found out that I could have got one with no problem the next day or the day after for the regular list price. Chagrin? Nope, none. Quite happy that I got one that's worth TWICE AS MUCH as yours! It's all about shopping, babe-and I am victorious. Woo Hoo!

It works great. Here, lookit this:



Life is good :}

Christmas is done, and I'm off to the after Christmas sales.

I'm so happy I got the new Playstation. I had to spend $3000 to get it from eBay, but it was well worth it.

Life is good :>

Did you ever dream that you got gored by a bull, and then woke up in a pool of blood? I just did. I love it when dreams come true (well, except for the being gored part).

Life is good ;)