Monday, January 09, 2006
i MAN
Used to be that the popular thing was a Walkman. Then there was all the other -man stuff, like discman, Hoodman, etc.
Then along came the iPod and the "I" things; iMac, iBook, ifilm, etc. All kinds of i- stuff now.
I have/had them all. They're great-a good way to live, and benificial to mankind. Bringing/ brought me a lot of happiness.
Wouldn't it be great to have a thing that embodied all of the good aspects of the -man things with the good part of the i- things? The iMan. The thing we all need. Get "Man-casts" on it, show it off, ignore people (because you're listening to it, of course), buy a new one every couple of years to be fashionable. Maybe a Sony/Apple joint venture. I like it. Someone please do it. I need to buy something. The ultimate in self-centeredness. A statement of being. Yeah. The thing we all need.
Then along came the iPod and the "I" things; iMac, iBook, ifilm, etc. All kinds of i- stuff now.
I have/had them all. They're great-a good way to live, and benificial to mankind. Bringing/ brought me a lot of happiness.
Wouldn't it be great to have a thing that embodied all of the good aspects of the -man things with the good part of the i- things? The iMan. The thing we all need. Get "Man-casts" on it, show it off, ignore people (because you're listening to it, of course), buy a new one every couple of years to be fashionable. Maybe a Sony/Apple joint venture. I like it. Someone please do it. I need to buy something. The ultimate in self-centeredness. A statement of being. Yeah. The thing we all need.
